Sunday, October 24, 2010

Update on Near-Drowning of Toddler

Reported by Miss Skinny-Minny-Sleeveless-Dress Reporter from Lox News AP
     Late on the evening of Saturday, October 23, Harry Patootie Laptop was taken to Best Buy Memorial Hospital.  He is reported to have complications from the accident suffered earlier in the week.  The mother, Miss Jenny, was incoherent, but Mr. Jenny said that the baby would remain at BB Memorial in the ICU unit until he is stabilized.  The staff at the hospital said that Harry Patootie will be air-lifted to a larger facility on Monday.  The spokesman refused to disclose the location.  It is possible that the child will require organ transplants.  If organs are not available immediately, it could be weeks before Miss Jenny is reunited with her child.  She was heard muttering that the doctors at BB looked more like geeks than real doctors. 
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5 comments:

  1. KellyOctober 24, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    Oh no!!! I hope it doesn't end up being something serious!

    There are obviously other children in the household.

    Keep us posted.

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  2. JennyOctober 24, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    Yes, there is a much older brother who is obstinate and dawg slow. Dell Patootie is being picked up in the morning by my favorite technician. I'll only have to gnash my teeth until Tuesday afternoon. The thinking was that so much was going to have to be replaced on the HP that I might get a new one. In this economy, I'm doubting that. Thanks!

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  3. JenOctober 25, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    Sounds like the brat isn't worth the trouble. Adopt a new one.

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  4. JennyOctober 26, 2010 at 5:22 AM

    hey, Jen...hahaha...you are probably right. But a new brat would cost so much more!

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  5. UnknownOctober 27, 2010 at 10:12 AM

    You are so funny, Jenny! Great post and my coldolences to you and your family. My thoughts are with you and I hope you all will be reunited soon!

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